I AM NOT ALONE GODS DAMN IT

KAEDE/MAPLE IS AWESOME

Yall should REALLY watch Bofuri.

RT @dantheshive@twitter.com

Why is the anime character I find most relatable a dork who accidentally-yet-on-purpose made a broken weird character in an MMORPG???

...NO ONE ANSWER THAT

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/dantheshive/status

Look at that last one.

RT @_Ninji@twitter.com

peak ADHD: i got my meds refilled but i can’t open the new bottle until i go to the kitchen for a knife to break the seal

thus far i’ve procrastinated on this with:
β€’ reading twitter
β€’ thinking about how to make a relatable tweet about it
β€’ actually writing this tweet about i

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/_Ninji/status/1322

No need to report this murder, the medics are already on the scene.

RT @blainecapatch@twitter.com

them: do you like the fonz?
me: all of them but comic sans

paramedics: wow what happened to this guy

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/blainecapatch/stat

Dad says vote.

RT @FGC_Dad@twitter.com

Voting is like teching a throw.

You cant be mad you keep getting thrown if you never tried to tech.

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/FGC_Dad/status/132

OKAY FINE. THAT'S FUNNY.

RT @Xbox@twitter.com

The one.

The only.

Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway.

Follow and retweet with for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge.

Ends 11/04/20. Rules: xbx.lv/3mnFCYi

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Xbox/status/132149

OKAY FINE. THAT'S FUNNY.

RT @Xbox@twitter.com

The one.

The only.

Xbox Series X Fridge giveaway.

Follow and retweet with for a chance to win the Xbox Series X Fridge.

Ends 11/04/20. Rules: xbx.lv/3mnFCYi

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/Xbox/status/132149

With the reason being that I'm stuck on a weird diet because my mouth is recovering from a peridontal surgery because I was dumb and brushed my teeth like a madperson:

I miss hot foods and actually eating things. ffs I even want to COOK THINGS.

RT @FGC_Mom@twitter.com

You're telling me there haven't been offline events for over eight months now and you STILL haven't been labbing?

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/FGC_Mom/status/132

RT @StebMcDreb@twitter.com

neurodivergent ppl be like:

"my friend is sad, I shall tell a story of a similar thing that happened to me to show that I'm listening and that I empathise"

*immediately after doing so*

"oh no, now I've made the situation about me, this is the opposite of what I wanted to do"

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/StebMcDreb/status/

RT @jonty@twitter.com

Whoever registered the company name with valid XSS injection and caused @companieshouse@twitter.com to sent this email: I will buy you a drink

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/jonty/status/13193

I didn't need to be shown something I need damn it

RT @danidonovan@twitter.com

Does anyone else picture Ghostbusters slime on public door handles now?

...No? Just me?

Anyway, I designed this.

NOT TODAY, COVID πŸ¦ πŸ™…πŸ»β€β™€οΈ

adhddd.com/shop/engraved-brass

πŸ¦πŸ”—: twitter.com/danidonovan/status

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